Y'all have seen this phrase around, right? I have a shirt like this. It's one of my favs. Because, although it's embarrassing to know that my kids call me "Bruh," they do. And sometimes you can't help but just embrace the chaos, and laugh. It's one thing I learned in this health scare that doesn't seem finished.
So I've been meaning to write a book about what I call "Logan-isms." Logan is my youngest, and he's the cutest, sweetest, most ornery, but loving kid you'll ever meet. I like to call him my sour patch kid. Anyway, a book seems a bit dramatic, you say? No. It's not. This kid has me cracking up about 5 times a day. So here you go, with some of my favorite Logan-isms:
-"Is that our house up on the hill, the big one? No? No stairs?! BRUH why do you keep buying houses with no stairs?!"
-Everybody on the bus: lah-dee-dah, playing & talking...
Logan: climbs under all the seats, takes off a girl's shoe, and proceeds to throw it out the window. Or headband. It's happened more than once, you pick.nIf you're the mom of either of these girls, I'm so sorry! Let me know if you never got the item back, and I'll give you new ones.
-Again, on the bus.
Busdriver: "Logan, sit down and be quiet!"
Logan: puts up his ring finger to look like he's flipping the bird. He gets suspended.
Logan: "But I didn't stick up my MIDDLE finger!" (it was a different finger)
**Maybe I should stop letting him ride the bus.**
-"I want to french kiss you, mommy, you know--how they kiss each other on the cheeks in France?!"
-Logan: sends me a text from his brother's phone at his dad's house one morning they're there...before school: "I don't feel good, mommy, I think I have the flu, but daddy won't let me stay home!"
-Me: sees it right after the bus picked up the kids. Freaks out on ex husband, throws on some clothes and rushes to the school to pull him out and take him home to rest.
-Me, saying to receptionist: "he doesn't feel well. He texted me. He thinks he has the flu."
-Logan: "what's the flu?!"
-Logan: "mommy, you're the bestest mommy in the whole wide world."
-Me: "you're the bestest little boy in the whole wide world. I love you baby."
-Logan: (does not like to be called a baby, so he must clarify) "I'm YOUR baby, right, not A baby. Right?!"
It's harder than I thought to remember all the funny Loganisms when I'm trying. Does that ever happen to y'all?! That being said, those are enough Loganisms from me--I'm likely laughing and smiling more than you. How about your kid-isms? Post them in the comments! We'd all love to read them!
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