Our garden gnomes traded mud boots for Manolos yesterday...
Gnorm wore red stilettos, Gilda chose sparkly silver heels, and Blinky rocked purple pumps with feathers! Their fancy tea menu included:
• 'Dirt-y' Chai
• 'Pixie' Pink Lemonade
• Finger sandwiches cut into tiny gnome hats
The gossip was EVEN juicier:
• Gnorm accused Blinky of stealing his favorite fishing rod
• Gilda dished about a secret gnome romance in the petunia patch
Now my garden's more dramatic than my family reunions! When's the last time y'all had a family reunion???
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